Left-Handed People Have Better Sex, Study Finds
2014-04-04
Samantha Grossman @sam_grossman
We foresee a line of “Lefties do it better” t-shirts debuting soon
Life can be pretty tough for left-handed people. For example, they can’t use those those university classroomdesks and they struggle with everyday devices like can openers.
Apparently, though, left-handed people ultimately prevail over their right-handed counterparts because they have better sex.
According to a recent survey, lefties are 71% more satisfied in the sack than righties.
Of the 10,000 people surveyed, 86% of left-handed people reported being “Extremely Satisfied” with their sex lives, compared to just 15% of righties. Just 15%! Too bad, so sad.
It’s hard to say exactly why lefties are more fulfilled, but we assume it’s because while righties are off doing things that are engineered for righties — like using desks or playing video games or opening cans — lefties are off perfecting other skills.